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tupacabra:

rihanna can you please just pass the soap i’m getting pruney we’ve been in here for hours now i’m surprised we didn’t catch hypothermia yet

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

mrcraabs:

pokemon has taught me to paralyze things i like and want to keep